i miss how i could walk around naked in my big big ginormous mansion because i was just too darn lazy to put clothes on, with my hair in a tangled mess and marker-drawn tattoos on my tight little booty. my tattoos were hearts and stars and you dont win a prize if you guessed they were pink.

i miss having Polly Pocket (my bestfriend) come over and we would do some gardening or watch some tv or sometimes Polly likes swimming in my bathtub. Kelly comes over sometimes too but i didnt like it very much because she irritates the hell out of me. i was pretty convinced she was trying to steal my thunder with her beady little eyes and her eery little smile. irks, much. anyhoo, me and Polly enjoy pulling her oh-so-blonde hair and one time, i even tried drowning her in my sink.

now, Barbie's with my niece. when i saw her during Hari Raya, she freaking had no more hair. she was pretty much destroyed when i gave her away anyway- Ken broke up with her (took along with him his fuckgay convertible and big big ginormous mansion too. bastard), Polly found a new bestfriend (what a cow) and R.I.P. Kelly (hip hip yahoo).

im sorry i wasted your time with this. maaf zahir dan batin, bye.